I’m not a fan of what I consider a derogatory term, gorno a.k.a. Gore porn, but I do enjoy the movies that fall into this unfortunate titled sub-genre of horror. It’s quite common for critics to rip these movies apart. I say, fuck you, don’t watch them no one is forcing you. The Collector (2009)…

White guy dead in a watermelon patch. Poetic. Detective Mike Norris Before I started watching Child’s Play (2019), I purged everything I know about the Child’s Play franchise from my mind. This film is a reboot/remake, and is not intended to be an exact copy of any of the previous installments. Think of it as…

As my norm, I never read reviews for any films before I watch them. With Night of Something Strange (2016) I followed this procedure, and wish that I would’ve given myself some sort of warning of what I was about to see, then again, I might not have watched it. If you don’t know what…

Haunt (2019) was added to my watch list of horror movies released in 2019 because Eli Roth produces it. It should be good for that reason, right? I thought as I began watching. Wait, shit, he co-produced Baywatch, but he is also responsible for The Last Exorcism films, so obviously, I don’t know what is…

Hadn’t heard of it? Yeah me either. Candy Corn (2019) showed up in my cue, so I figured I’d give it a watch; it’s only 85 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back. Apparently, it’s a Josh Hasty Production, whoever that is. Well, I guess I’ll find out. Here’s the link to his…

Jesus. That’d be an embarrassing way to die. Mitch I remember watching The Banana Splits reruns when I was a kid, and I thought it was the weirdest, creepiest thing ever made. One time, my brother and I looked at each other, I was probably six or seven, and we said in unison, this is…