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  • What Lies Beneath (2000) #HorrorMovie

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    What Lies Beneath (2000) is what I call horror-lite with big-name stars (Michelle Pfeiffer and Harrison Ford) that was distributed by DreamWorks Pictures, and produced by ImageMovers. This movie is so bland at the beginning that I wanted to punch myself for even turning it on. There isn’t a hook at all. At least that […]

  • Pyewacket (2017) #HorrorMovie Review

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    Pyewacket (2017) revolves around Leah Reyes, a teenager fascinated with black magic. Her grieving mom decides to move to a remote house in the woods because that’s always a good idea with a girl into that shit. Based on that, you’d think that it would be a super exciting, thrilling movie, but alas, it was […]

  • Q (1982) #HorrorMovie Review

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    I’ve seen a ton of horror movies throughout the years with a variety of themes (monster, slasher, stalker, etc) and there are many of those that are absolutely dreadful, and Q (1982) is one of them; it didn’t even have campiness to try to distract from the fact that it was awful. I don’t think I’ve ever […]

  • Howling VII: New Moon Rising (1995) #DirectToVideo #Horror #Flop

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    I had higher hopes for Howling VII: New Moon Rising (1995) based on the previous installments; too bad it didn’t even reach Marsupials bar. To start, the name of the film in the opening credits was Howling VII: Mystery Woman, but when I did a Google searched, it only returned Howling VII or Howling: New […]

  • The Craft: Legacy (2020) #HorrorMovie Review

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    Sometimes dead is better is not a quote from The Craft: Legacy (2020) but what should’ve happened when Blumhouse sat down and decided to make this travesty; allowed the The Craft (1996) to stay the way it was. Also, you know the movie/book that’s from. I hope. In this bland kinda remake of the super […]

  • Drive-Thru (2007) #HorrorMovie Review

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    Drive-Thru (2007) is one of those movies I missed when it was new, and actually wasn’t aware of its existence until recently when a friend told me to watch it. I’m not sure if he was setting me up or not. At least it was easy to find On-Demand. It’s like finding out that Captian […]

  • Wounds (2019) #HorrorMovie Review

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    I don’t remember why Wounds (2019) got added to my 2019 watch list, and I wish it wouldn’t have because I was lost most of the time. At points, I understood what they were getting at, but then it disappeared and never really came back. Armie Hammer and Dakota Johnson take on this mess like […]

  • Nothing But Night (1973) #Classic #HorrorMovie

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    Another “horror” movie that I find awful Nothing But Night (1973). It opens with sexy music and ocean-scapes as the credits pop on and off the screen, followed quickly by a fiery car accident, a man being pushed off a balcony, and then a woman being shot in the face. My favorite is the bus […]