“I love the Clash,” Joel said. “They’re awesome.”
“What are you talking about, Pilgrim?” the other asked. “They suck ass.”
“Why are you always such a turkey? I can like who I want.”
“You’re too green to have an opinion, Pilgrim.”
“Quit calling me that.” He said to the cardboard standee of John Wayne at the end of the video aisle.
“Sorry, I thought I’d try something new,” the other replied. “It is quite boring being stuck in the gilded dome of your head. Watching you blunder and never taking my advice. I thought you might listen to John Wayne.”

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