Drive-Thru (2007) is one of those movies I missed when it was new, and actually wasn’t aware of its existence until recently when a friend told me to watch it. I’m not sure if he was setting me up or not. At least it was easy to find On-Demand.
It’s like finding out that Captian Kangaroo has pieces of Mr. Green Jeans in his freezer. Fisher Kent
Drive-Thru has some great quotes, like, You try to relax with Ronald McStalker on your ass. Mackenzie Carpenter, but that’s about all there is that’s great, though, I did enjoy the opening scene. There are so many holes in the story, but at least the creepy Clown slasher was fun. Then they were all over the place, using the Ouija board, then a Magic 8-Ball; pick one.
When the story did finally come together, I really didn’t care anymore because of the scattered scenes and sub-plots. The stealing of elements from other movies isn’t new to the industry, but this was like a bad collage. Oh, one more thing I did like was the Horny the Clown mask on Woody from Toy Story.
Please don’t waste your time with this film, if you do, don’t say I didn’t warn you. I give this fail 1 out of 5 Stars.