Haunt (2019) was added to my watch list of horror movies released in 2019 because Eli Roth produces it. It should be good for that reason, right? I thought as I began watching. Wait, shit, he co-produced Baywatch, but he is also responsible for The Last Exorcism films, so obviously, I don’t know what is…
Don’t you hate it when you watch a movie and it reminds you of another movie, but you can’t put your finger on which one? House of Long Shadows (1983) is like that for me, and I still can’t figure out what it reminds me of. It’s listed as a parody-horror, I’m not sure what…
Hadn’t heard of it? Yeah me either. Candy Corn (2019) showed up in my cue, so I figured I’d give it a watch; it’s only 85 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back. Apparently, it’s a Josh Hasty Production, whoever that is. Well, I guess I’ll find out. Here’s the link to his…
Jesus. That’d be an embarrassing way to die. Mitch I remember watching The Banana Splits reruns when I was a kid, and I thought it was the weirdest, creepiest thing ever made. One time, my brother and I looked at each other, I was probably six or seven, and we said in unison, this is…
Blood Fest (2018) is the second movie from the same year that is what I’m calling new slasher, the other was Hell Fest. The theme is like shooting fish in a barrel, a little too easy, but that’s OK it’s fun. Survival, as with any slasher, is important. On top of its similarities to Scream…
All the Boys Love Mandy Lane is one of those teen slasher movies. It starts with Emmet, who’s obviously in love with Mandy Lane, though he’s never confessed it, defending her at a pool party. One of the “older” teen boys wants her as his girlfriend or at least a hook up, and Emmet gives…
I’m not sure what I expected when I began watching All Light Will End (2018), so it’s hard to say if got it. The film starts with a young Savannah being afraid of the dark, which I can totally relate because as a kid I had the similar fears; not saying they went away. The…
Troll (1986) is one of those forgotten gems, well for me anyway, that is totally underrated. Harry Potter and his family, yes, you read that right, Harry Potter, move into an apartment building where a Troll lurks, then disguises himself as Harry, Jr’s little sister, Wendy. It’s like the forgotten Magical Creatures prequel, filled with…
